Funny SMS jokes
It is well said that a day without laughter is a day wasted. So, why shouldn’t you send some funny sms jokes to your friends to bring a smile at their face. I am sharing some of the great funny sms jokes and I am sure you would love to send some of those sms jokes to your friends.
Some of the funny sms jokes are just like poem or poetry and some are greeting funny sms jokes and some are classic jokes. Some of the funny sms are simply great and descent and you can send to your relatives also. Also you can add your funny sms jokes if you have some good sms jokes. It will be visible in this page itself if you add some good funny sms jokes. Here is the list of funny sms jokes:
Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA,BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai…. tumhare paas kya hai?
Indian: Hamare paas IMRAN HASMI jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!
Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
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very nice funny sms jokes, i am share sms with your’s
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B.Com - Beautiful Communication
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Good One Asad.
Keep coming.